Dump Of Forty-Four Random Funny Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Jan 4, 2020 1:08 AM EST

If you prefer your memes with some spice to them, why not check out this meme dump for people with a twisted sense of humor?

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  • 01
    Text - brandAn the cow @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH! 4:30 PM 17 Aug 17
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 02
    Face - SOFTWARE TERMINOLOGY Then Now application app app program operating system script shell app app app batch file app compiler daemon app app service app app game patch software app app
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  • 04
    Bear - When u wanna take a cozy nap or be left alone for 7 and a half months IG: davie dave
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  • 05
    Text - nobody care me @saucy_youth I'm a: man woman sad person And l'm seeking: men women O pictures of chonky animals
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  • 06
    Text - A pack of llamas is called a cria. A pack of camels is why your dad left.
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 07
    Photo caption - When I'm playing Halo: reach remastered with my friend and he asks me why I'm squatting on the corpse of an enemy IT'S THE LAW Disuep
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Font - Autuck I Can't Believe you've done this
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 09
    Speech - TFLL He looks like a slightly melted Robert Downey Jr It 14K 1 REPLY View 165 replies
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - David Hughes @david8hughes [calls pregnant wife from grocery store] Me [whispers]: so do we still have to buy milk or what the fucks going on there with them titties 2016-04-01, 11:20 AM
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 11
    Text - Piece @Piecezilla Putting a bell around a cow's neck to circumvent its stealthiness is just wrong. I say let them hunt. 6/20/16, 12:39 PM 3,662 RETWEETS 6,796 LIKES
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  • 12
    Water transportation - main-quest whatever the fuck I'm doing
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  • 13
    Cartoon - THE My Fucking Serotonin WORLD IS WHERE IN
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  • 14
    Cartoon - Santa: *comes down the chimney* My fat ass heating up a hot pocket at 3 AM:
    via Reddit
  • 15
    Photo caption - crow--teeth when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens crow--teeth made this post bc i accidentally pulled my earbud out of my ear right before my favorite part of bohemian rhapsody and i cried about it
    via Reddit
  • 16
    Face - SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSECUTED SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE EXECUTED WF SHOPLIFTERS WILL BE PROSTITUTED
    via Reddit
  • 17
    Cat - When it's ur day off and u can do anything u want but u just sit there like the piece of shit that u are Tank Sinatra
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 18
    Text - september-before-a-rainfall Loose, Footloose, All of your feet are loose. Feet, Loose feet, You're going to lose your feet Source: september-before-a-rainfall
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 19
    Poster - JARAARE Over 9000
    via Imgur
  • 20
    Text - Ally Gator @notacroc squirtle Good cop: Where's the money? Blind cop: *pounds fists on table* WHERE IS EVERYTHING 23/11/2015, 17:00 3,267 Retweets 5,941 Likes
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 21
    Text - Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans [holds up ring] Will you marry me? OMG YES [slips ring on finger] [she gains +2 intelligence and changes her mind]
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 22
    Text - * O l 92% I 11:36 Re: Half an apple found in the lab 779 SH 11:09 Vinicius Goncales VG SOC Hilmer Level7 Dear all, I found half an apple in lab 779 today. Even though this seems to be an isolated case, it is of course very concerning. Food in the lab is not allowed. Not safe for experiments and not safe for you. Vinicius Vinicius R. Gonçales Lecturer, School of Chemistry, Faculty of Science The University of New South Wales Office 739, Hilmer Building, E10 UNSW, Kensington 2052 Sydney, Ne
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 23
    Snack - When the Starbucks line is taking too long Famil Family Owned Simply Dettcious Ty olive oil & sea salt GET, snąckin FURN feelin good MOvin'. crackers smart VEN preservatives wll ural YOWNED PRUNERS NETWT 75 0Z (21a
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 24
    Text - *10 year old me seeing the moon at day* How it looked like: How it felt like:
    via Reddit
  • 25
    Child - Too Late Now.. Your Child is an Asshole A Guide for Parents Who are Most Likely Also Assholes Barbara Simmons Author of ADMIT IT: YOUR CHILD IS HAVING A FUCKING MELTDOWN
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  • 26
    Text - jackson @tricycle_champ y Follow [god making bats] GOD: just like a hairy black potato with wings ANGEL: um GOD: ANGEL: god? GOD: also it sleeps upside down like an idiot 10:34 AM - 10 Mar 2015 V 5,269 17 2,947
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 27
    Drink - MITED KYM DC Farrah Fa Ma Syr So Mosie Str anitya Man Cheam Soda Gamors LEMONAD Pall get$ Lat& Matel 5, get a 6th one k holders avaitable at t da Prices* ngle Bottle - $2.29 our Pack- SB.49 Six Pack-511 49 Tax included P fnetgy Orinks, Se asters Ranch TDressing Sodd all get yer fixin
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 28
    Text - DR. SCOTT'S ELECTRIC FLESH BRUSH. ASTONISHING CURES! EXAGT TZE Rhenuatin, Selatica, tient, Nerve Dehility, Lamhap, Nearalate,Teotharhe, Melarial lanenees all Pains and Aches reltiar frem Calds. Ipare lend, and Impaired Cieeiatlen, l arle ynirkNIy in Mmeh. laver, and Kidey Treables, d aralnahle asslatant In their Treatarnt. It qulekly Remer thoe Back Arhen" pnliar to LADIES, ELECTRIC a ra rerle Froprtte TESTIMONIALS. ttert T We Fellan wpattais NESTION F MONEY RETURNED IF NOT AS REPRESENTED
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  • 29
    News - 71% 10% 10% 9% ABCD Equal to roughly 746 watts, what animal-bassed unit is used to measure the rate at which work is done? B: Donkeystrength A: Horsepower C: Llamathrust D: Zebraforce C. Llamathrust. Final Answer.
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  • 30
    Technology - whattenGA MEBOY YELLR FELLA T ENDEAVOR. ECKSTAR GANE BLUE DUDE 18 BAMBOOZLE, ROCKSTAR GANE RED DEAD 18 REDEMPTION HIS SIDE OUT ino 30is SIHI THIS SIDE OUT
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  • 31
    Vertebrate - Do you mind if we play in your puddle?
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  • 32
    Bird - grizzlygains: NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER
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  • 33
    Purple - Party hard...
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  • 34
    Text - Why is this so hard? YADE SALE Yale / Sale SE 5 Street YARD- 174 MA A RANONAL y CA 92065 D FriDe Sa4Dy Gorge SARD SALE Sur (NGRISH TEscom
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  • 35
    Poster - HELLOFORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE? TVE MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
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  • 36
    Text - All over the world our animal kingdom is trying to show us what love and oneness looks like. A pelican befriended a stray dog who was often spotted hanging out all alone along the boat docks. The man who photographed this has adopted him but brings him back every day to see his friend, Petey the Pelican.
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 37
    Text - KIDS alloa Quercus macrocarpa @Easyphloem As the nuclear mushroom cloud slowly turned into a pale blue color, hundreds of delighted relatives and friends exclaim "it's a boy!" before being vaporized into oblivion. 8:36 AM · 09 Nov 19 · Twitter for Android 2 Retweets 2 Likes
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 38
    Text - Ee Crentonian cops: 4-YEAR-OLD SHARES ÇOCAINE AT DAY CARE 13 Dad told him it was candy ADS RUTGERS p17 kushh420: What a good friend
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 39
    Insect - If you're cold, they're cold. put them inyour mouth
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  • 40
    Text - O cactus-spirit Me: "I need some serotonin." Husband: Stands up. Husband: Sits back down. Hisband: "I didn't remember what serotonin was until after I stood up so I was deadass about to go get you some." feenyxblue Hes a little confused, but hes got the spirit Source: cactus-spirit
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 41
    Text - Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
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  • 42
    Text - E Joe Rumrill @2tonbug I want a Joker type movie, but about the fucked-up circumstances that led that guy to become Mr. Bean 11:18 AM · 08 Oct 19 · Twitter for iPhone
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 43
    Text - we-kant-even "This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like." - Diogenes, 323 BCE izandai I wonder what the proportion is of people who reblog this because they get the reference to ancient greek philosophy versus people who reblog it because it looks a lot like your standard shitpost. kirkfanatic BEHOLD, A MEME! 38,461 notes
    via Meme Tag-and-Release Program: Part 5!
  • 44
    Text - erykah-budew S mmilhouse Follow catasters ilastaroth-tayre who is this graceful medieval noblewoman 103,685 notes
    via Reddit

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